I heard we made out
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
It gives me purpose in life to help fulfill nerdy fantasies. Like I'm doing something good for mankind and having multiple orgasms in the process.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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