I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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