On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
and then he ordered a "diet and rum" like the most important part of the drink was the diet.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
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