its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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