There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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