He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
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