Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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