that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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