Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
I don't want to get into details but it feels like there was a bear mauling involved. A very good bear mauling.
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
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