I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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