remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
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