you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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