just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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