I think i peed on brittanys purse
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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