you guys were way drunker than both of me
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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