I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
one might say we're banned from that church
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
Operation Purity has been aborted
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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