So apparently last night I was running around columbus circle station screaming that Obama was a pussy and that "waterboarding should always be an option" lol
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
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