I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
No, this year you're all getting coupons for things like "no yelling because you had sex in my apartment" or "the last beer."
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