You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
fuck your aforementioned shoe
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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