Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
He? As in you personified your dick?
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
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