just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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