What a fucking waste of an outfit
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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