Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
Highlight of the weekend: getting roundhouse kicked in the dick while switching from reverse cowgirl.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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