We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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