Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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