No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
she said "can't you just pull out and cum on my face? I hate scooping jizz out of my vag".
I'm assuming you texted me by mistake. you're not jizzing in or on me again, thanks for playing, douchebag.
Everything about him screamed your future.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Yeah! Just remind me to. I'll also bring the blow up penis
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
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