My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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