I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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