Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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