I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He felt like a one man threesome
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
She needs sedatives and a leash
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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