she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Randomize
