I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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