so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Remind me to call McDonald's to give a good review of Ruth. She truly demonstrated grace under pressure.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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