I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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