Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
Sorry, not ignoring you.. We broke open the other piñata left from cinco de mayo and it was filled with condoms, mini booze bottles, and those little party horn things you blow into. You'll forgive me when we're fucking for days with all these free condoms.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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