After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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