I didn't shave. On purpose
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
there is glitter all over my balls
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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