We should be called the Road Head Warriors
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
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I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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