So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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