Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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