I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Need to find a Santa hat to fit my penis, he deserves to be festive too.
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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