we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
So High I just made Cadbury Coffee. I don't know what it is yet, but it involves Cadbury Eggs and coffee.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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