Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
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