We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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