R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
She said "Lay the fuck down and ill show you how its done. Ill get us both off." I did. And she did. Best words ever said before sex.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
What happened to fro yo and sex?
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