Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
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