i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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