i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
We got really high and decided it would be a good idea to wash towels in the dishwasher. I left before I could see the final result.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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