We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
i need to get crying drunk at the bar more often. i end up going home with guys who have big penises. its like God is saying "there, there, this will cheer you up".
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
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