So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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