I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
I will be naked everywhere
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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