Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
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