i can't believe i had my finger in that
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
i just made mint juleps with bourbon and fresh breath strips. i am the macgyver of alcohol.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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