bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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