Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I would say "man cannot subsist on sexting and brownies alone" but I think it's actually possible.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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