He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
Oh, and one of the worst parts... his name was Mario. I fucked a Nintendo character.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Randomize
