So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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