You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
So do you want to hear how I got the hickey first, or how I got the black eye?
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
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