Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
where are my eyebrows?
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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